Self Fulfilling Prophecy?

Occasionally, I’ll scan my horoscope & take it with about as much sincerity as both the fortune & lottery numbers in the cookie at Chinese restaurants…

…but today’s was chillingly noteworthy:

“You have a lot to think about, so you may decide to hide out in a comfortable place and take an extra nap. You can ponder thoughts while sleeping, if you’re thinking happy thoughts.”

*Twilight Zone music cues in the background*