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Jerry Seinfeld was in town last night doing his stand-up act…of which I’d love to go & see.

And now that he’s a parent, he’s giving his observations on marriage & child-raising and during his show last night gave us this little bit of gold:

How can you deal with someone who poops their pants while they’re looking right at you?” And smiling?”

And, he’s been driving in Dallas, too, noting that the traffic on the Dallas North Tollway was “crazy, everybody one inch apart” and that when trying to merge, other drivers “want to see you earn it. They won’t hurt you, but they won’t help you, either.”

Manalive do I think he’s really funny.

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