Equal Opportunity

In the past here at The Diner, when I’m driving around my fair ‘burb and happen to see signage (usually by a church) that has some pithy saying on it, I feel obligated to let the patronage know about the hokiness.

Well, today I saw a business that had hokiness happening. Since precedent has been set, and we aim to point out hokiness regardless of the nature of the institution using said signs, a local child-care business is getting pointed out.

Here I am, driving around and I pass this day-care facility with this on the sign: “If knowledge is power, then our kids are super heroes!”